Bruise Cruise, Be A Boat
By Rebecca Seung
We’ve been hearing bits of news here and there about the upcoming hell on high waters, better known as the Bruise Cruise Festival. Gearing up for its return to the seas, Co-Captains Michelle Cable and Jonas Stein are pulling out all their tricks to make this upcoming fest not just live up to last year, but with more bands, more booze, and more hijinx to ensue, it’s setting a stage for what will be one of the most highly talked about events of the season.
For a preview of the ridiculousness you can expect on your way to the tropics, there’s this video, directed by Neal Jonas and starring the Soft Pack and the boat itself as it Little Mermaid’s a day on land. (Ok, there aren’t sea witches and talking crabs, but you know what I mean). And for an inside look at what you missed last year (and could miss again), you can check out this photo essay book, compiled by photographer extraordinaire Jackie Roman.
And did I mention the line-up? I’m gettin nauseous just thinking about it, it’s that sick—King Khan and the Shrines, The Dirtbombs, Fucked Up, Thee Oh Sees, Quintron and Miss Pussycat (complete with a specially designed “Swamp Stack” sound system), The Soft Pack, Neil Hamburger, and the Togas, which features Ty Segall with members of the Strange Boys, Reigning Sound, and Shannon and the Clams, not to mention dance parties with Vivian Girls and Jonathan Toubin DJing.
The several hundred dollar price tag means it’s not for everyone, even though it does include room and board, all of your food, the Thursday night party, and a swag bag (last year, I got a 7”, a t-shirt, sunglasses, condom, and bottle of wine—they know what a lady needs, mhmm), but cross your fingers and head over to flavorpill, where you could win a cabin for two, along with some other cool bonuses. And there’s an additional postcard drawing contest, which could snag you limited edition merch and autographed BC 7“‘s, and your postcard will be used as an official promotional item.